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Behold the beauty of this fine specimen: Durban Poison.
A weed plant so resilient it is able to be grown under harsh conditions like those in the Ixopo Valley in South Africa. Powerful high.

Now, I live in Vegas. Never seen shit like this. But today out  of all days, I am unable to get marijuana. I dunno how, but for some reason everyone is being flakey. Never happened to me before. My contact list is half full of pot dealers and theyre all at a fucking football game to watch the Rebels get butt-fucked like they usually do. Oh well. Happy tokes bros!